I’d barely come home from work before my bear was trying to foist the new diapers on me. “Strip. Pad. Now.” I ignored the orders, put down my briefcase and gave him a kiss. “I love you too,” I said. “Shall we head to the bedroom then?” “Only if you…

Sometimes you want to go out and eat someone. Other times it just happens. I was only trying to get some studying done. The dormmates were having another of their rowdy parties, so I decided to duck out and hit the library instead. I’d never spent much time there myself…

“You there, with the anus!” I froze in place. How did they know? I was fully dressed! It should have been hidden! I tried not to turn around, tried not to react. Maybe they meant someone else. Anuses are like opinions after all — everyone has one. …

“You look like you’re ready to be broken in, fucker,” said the message from a guy who had definitely not earned the privilege. I’d spent most of the pandemic offline from the hookup apps for the obvious reason and I was starting to think I should’ve stayed off. My inbox…

03:15 > Hey remember that time we went to the movies? The lion’s message was waiting for me when my alarm went off that morning, and I looked at my phone in confusion. …

The next day, you’re walking around campus with a satchel slung over your back. You can’t wait to get started. The satchel is full of copies of your menu — the list of all the ways anyone who wants to interact with you can change you. All they have to…

I sat by my otter on the sparsely-populated bleachers, waiting for the game to start. Mattock’s softball league was just starting the season and even though I was far too sedentary to join him — and Darkwater wouldn’t be able to make most of the practices — we still thought…

I didn’t think it was going to be a bad day today. While I was at work, I got the notification that the package I was expecting had been delivered, and I spent most of the afternoon excited and looking forward to my new toy. I made it home to…

The fat skunk boarded the bus, clad only in a massive diaper that gave it a waddling gait even more pronounced than its weight alone would give it. A few people looked up to see whose steps were rocking the bus, but their eyes soon returned to their phones, uninterested. …